up shame

V. the combination of shaming and up selling. Up shaming happens when you are pressured by a retailer to make a purchase greater than you need, want or perhaps can afford because it is offered at a perceived discounted rate only slightly higher than the size you initially planned to purchase.
I got up shamed at the local drugstore when the soda jerk convinced me to buy the bigger sized drink for only ten cents more.
by Slamb Doctor June 06, 2017
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COVID-hav

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID
Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.
by Slamb Doctor November 18, 2020
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kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings
Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.
by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018
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turd mentality

the mental state of someone who cannot articulate the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality
President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.
by Slamb Doctor September 16, 2020
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Khakied up

The act of wearing semi professional looking clothing, especially when done so by a group of College age young males.
Biff and Denton got all khakied up to go to the sorority function.
by Slamb Doctor August 31, 2019
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3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.
by Slamb Doctor May 07, 2018
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The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
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