Definitions by Slamb Doctor

COVID-hav 

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID

Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.

COVID-hav by Slamb Doctor November 18, 2020

turd mentality 

the mental state of someone who cannot articulate the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality

President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.

turd mentality by Slamb Doctor September 16, 2020

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

The Year of Sponge Baths by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

Khakied up 

The act of wearing semi professional looking clothing, especially when done so by a group of College age young males.

Biff and Denton got all khakied up to go to the sorority function.

Khakied up by Slamb Doctor August 31, 2019

3rd place trophy wife 

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.

After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.

3rd place trophy wife by Slamb Doctor May 7, 2018

free hate 

the opposite of "free love", free hate is negative behavior toward another displayed in a situation where it is not deserved or has not been earned

Sexual harassment victims who are speaking out in the media are getting a lot of free hate.

free hate by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018

kid flu 

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

kid flu by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018