Master of Ceremonies (MC)

A Master of Ceremonies (MC) in the Catholic Church, is a server who is "in charge" of making sure everything during Mass is done correctly. He assists the Priest during High Mass and may also be present at other liturgical functions.
The Master of Ceremonies (MC) got mad that the Thurifer accidentally set the Sacristy on fire.
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Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
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Novus Ordo (new Mass)

The Missal of Paul VI after the Second Vatican Council in the year 1970. Many of the Liturgies were changed. The Priest faced the people, Incense and chanting were removed, a table was used instead of the Altar, and more.
Person 1: Man, why are all these parishes in my neighborhood modern???

Person 2: Blame the Novus Ordo (new Mass)!

Dereck: What Mass are you attending tommorow Dale and Brennan?

Brennan: We are attending the Novus Ordo (new Mass) of Paul VI.

Dereck: Hahaha! Sucks to be you losers.
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Requiem Mass

A Mass of the Dead on All Souls Day November 2nd of the year. These could also be said or sung for people who have died. Black Vestments are used for the ministers (purple is an exception). Incense is not used until the Offetory and elevations. The Novus Ordo mandates white vestements but that is errenous for a Requiem.
The SSPX Chapel is having a solemn Requiem Mass at 7pm.
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Sedevacantist

A group of protestants who hate the Papacy and think that the Catholic Church no longer had a valid Pope since Pius XII since 1955. They call you Protestant for being in Communion with Rome but they are mimicking protestants who say you don't have to be in Communion with Rome.
A Sedevacantist came up to me and said I was a heretic for liking Benedict XVI.
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Gen Z is stupid

Today's younger generation is so stupid. They are attached to their phones 24/7 (this is coming from a teen by the way, not a boomer), can't use certain words like "gullible" and read a damn book! The irony is that the leftist young generation has voted for a boomer president more stupider than them.
Mark Dice: How many stars are presently on the American Flag?

Leftist: Uhhhh, 28?

Mark Dice: What is the last book you've read?

Leftist: I don't reed.

Mark Dice: What is the most important thing in your life right now?

Leftist: My phone!

Me: Gen Z is stupid.
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