3 definitions by Skunkdynamite
A human who is such a giant douche bag that they may also bear Hippopotamus DNA. Someone who is so big of a Douche that it's impossible to overlook their presence.
Hey.. its Christmas and that guy took up 3 parking spaces....what a Doucheoppotamus.
Don't look now but I think there's a Doucheopottamus coming over to buy you a drink.
Don't look now but I think there's a Doucheopottamus coming over to buy you a drink.
by Skunkdynamite January 27, 2015
That guy who insist on speeding up to pass you as you simultaniously speed up to get on the highway.
It's a 500 foot ramp to a 20 mph exit, why are you speeding up?
Antonym:When you slow down to let someone into traffic and they also slow down.
It's a 500 foot ramp to a 20 mph exit, why are you speeding up?
Antonym:When you slow down to let someone into traffic and they also slow down.
I was getting on I 84 the other day and coming up to speed and this Passhole wont let me on the highway untill he gets off.
As I'm driving in the morning rush hour I slow down to be considerate and let another motorist on the road and HE SLOWS DOWN TOO! What a PASSHOLE!
I'd love to see that Passhole eat it trying to get off the highway doing 80 in his moms Honda.
As I'm driving in the morning rush hour I slow down to be considerate and let another motorist on the road and HE SLOWS DOWN TOO! What a PASSHOLE!
I'd love to see that Passhole eat it trying to get off the highway doing 80 in his moms Honda.
by Skunkdynamite July 28, 2013
Somewhere in between Neurotypical and Neurodivergant is the type of brain that remembers mostly trauma and unpleasantness.
by Skunkdynamite February 23, 2023