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the anniversary of one's divorce.
Jorge: Hey, I have to go out tonight. It's my divorciversary.
Rodrigo: Sweet, man. It's been a whole year since you split with that bitch.
Rodrigo: Sweet, man. It's been a whole year since you split with that bitch.
by Skipping Chicken February 11, 2010
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Frank: Where's Bruce?
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}.
Frank: Hell! Stay away from me cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}.
Frank: Hell! Stay away from me cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.
by Skipping Chicken February 10, 2010
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