Definitions by Skid Marky Mark

bag 

v. To place a bag over a chick's head in order to make her pleasing enough to bang.

Gina, that guinea pig, was so ugly I had to bag her to bang her.

bag by Skid Marky Mark July 23, 2004

stupidqueerafagalisticidioticdopus 

n. Someone who is not only stupid, but a queer, a fag, and idiot and a dope.

Remember that cool Disney song "StupidQueerAFagalisticIdioticDopus"?

stupidqueerafagalisticidioticdopus by Skid Marky Mark July 13, 2004

cargo fart

n. A fart that carries a load. See G and L

Oops! I pushed too hard and dropped a cargo fart.

cargo fart by Skid Marky Mark July 13, 2004

hot cocoa sampler box 

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.

Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.

hot cocoa sampler box by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

box of assorted creams 

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.

Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

box of assorted creams by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004