Skerries Goat's definitions

Mojito Monday

The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).

You're not drinking on a school night are you? Of course.. it's Mojito Monday!

by Skerries Goat October 7, 2022

Fizz Friday

The day of the week that people tend to drink sparkling wine, prosecco, or champagne (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).

Ooh, today's Fizz Friday. Must stop by the shop and pick up some Prosecco

by Skerries Goat October 7, 2022

Wank the Budgie

Any off-brand item particularly of Chinese origin.

Man, check out those headphones.. wow! What are they, Bose? Sony? Nah man, they're Wank the Budgie.

by Skerries Goat September 23, 2022