Sixty Sex Spot's definitions

Morning wood

n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.

I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

BFH

acronym: Big Fuckin' Hammer

Hey! This door is stuck, go grab my BFH.

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

Nalgene

n. A nearly indestructible container for beverages. Commonly made of Lexan and in a variety of sizes and colors. Favored by campers, hikers, backpackers and the like. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Nalgene® bottles are made in USA.

Hey Mike, toss me that Nalgene so I can fill it with vodka for the plane ride.

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

Morning head

adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.

Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002