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Morning wood

n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.
I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002
mugGet the Morning woodmug.

BFH

Hey! This door is stuck, go grab my BFH.
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002
mugGet the BFHmug.

Nalgene

n. A nearly indestructible container for beverages. Commonly made of Lexan and in a variety of sizes and colors. Favored by campers, hikers, backpackers and the like. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Nalgene® bottles are made in USA.
Hey Mike, toss me that Nalgene so I can fill it with vodka for the plane ride.
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002
mugGet the Nalgenemug.

Morning head

adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.
Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002
mugGet the Morning headmug.

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