Definitions by Sir Ty
touch of the 'rettes
Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.
#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.
touch of the 'rettes by Sir Ty December 9, 2008
touch of the 'downs
When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.
-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.
touch of the 'downs by Sir Ty December 16, 2006
mullgina
A vagina mostly shaved except for a curtain of hair that usually hangs freely over an extended labia minora. This wall of hair gives an appearance similar to the infamous mullet.
-Wow! What a great mullgina. Reminds me of Captain Planet and the planteers!
-Check this out honey! Your mullgina looks just like me when I was 10! Now when we bang, I can pretend donkey punch myself! Neato!
-Check this out honey! Your mullgina looks just like me when I was 10! Now when we bang, I can pretend donkey punch myself! Neato!