Definitions by Sir TurtleBottom IV
Pickle Fisting
The act of grabbing a pickle and shoving it up a guy or girl’s rectum. Extra points if part of a fist is shoved up there too.
Bully: Hey, Danni. Wanna do some pickle fisting?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?
Pickle Fisting by Sir TurtleBottom IV May 12, 2022
(248) 434-5508
You: Yo, I’m getting a new number. Can you call it real quick and see if it works?
Your friend: No problem, bro.
You: Great, it’s (248) 434-5508
Your friend: *Calls it.*
~One minute later~
Your friend: ...Fuck you.
Your friend: No problem, bro.
You: Great, it’s (248) 434-5508
Your friend: *Calls it.*
~One minute later~
Your friend: ...Fuck you.
(248) 434-5508 by Sir TurtleBottom IV December 20, 2020
Jaketendo
A starting Youtuber who does retro gaming content, uploads every Sunday evening (Eastern time), and, at the time of writing this, has 27 subscribers. He is not fond at all with “E.T.” for the Atari 2600, and you should subscribe to him. Red and white background with a dirty blonde, glasses-wearer.
Jacob: Hey, Dev! See Jaketendo’s new video yet?
Devon: No, I haven’t. But I want to. He sure is a cutie.
Devon: No, I haven’t. But I want to. He sure is a cutie.
Jaketendo by Sir TurtleBottom IV May 27, 2020