Sir Ryan's definitions

Santa Claus

He's making a list and checking it twice. Apparently, he'll find out who's naughty or nice.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

by Sir Ryan December 2, 2006

Richmond

two cities; the most ghetto-ass shit holes

see rape

I got shot once in Richmond, California.
One time, in Richmond, Virginia, I was raped!

by Sir Ryan December 6, 2006

piccolo

John Williams's favorite instrument.

He writes alluring runs for piccolo.

by Sir Ryan December 3, 2006

4

two plus two; two times two

2 + 2 = 4
2 x 2 = 4
4 is a great number
it's the fourth number of all numbers
did you know that?

by Sir Ryan December 6, 2006

Zelda

A legend that is a legend in of itself.

The Legend of Zelda is a legend!

by Sir Ryan December 4, 2006

hey

hey is for horses; some people don't like this greeting

hey!
hey is for horses

by Sir Ryan December 6, 2006

Mario

Luigi's brother and inventor of the quote "It's a meeya, Mario!"

Mario is a plumber who wears a variation of red or white overalls, t-shirt, and a cap with a big "M" on the front. He's Italian.

by Sir Ryan December 4, 2006