Sir Moist's definitions

red elephant trunk

The stage in a penis after you jizz. The shaft is in between being flaccid and boner worthy and is red from stroking or sex. The visual result is a cock that looks like a red elephant trunk. Usually at this point you start to get dressed and leave the bitches house.

She keep giving me dome even though I was finished and had developed red elephant trunk.

by Sir Moist June 29, 2008

titus

A girl with a fine, tight and nicely rounded ass. Titus was developed by taking the term "tight ass" and cramming into a quicker spoken version as to not alert the hottie you are talking to your boy about her incredible cannonball glutes and making yourself look like a tool.

Oh John look ahead, titus at 12 o'clock.

by Sir Moist June 27, 2008

boating

the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.

Fix that blizzy because it's boating.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

chief brown water

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.

Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008