Sir Marc Wilcox's definitions

Masterbation Station

An area - usually your room - where you go to watch porn or just to beat your meat over someone

Rob spends all his time in his masterbation station watchin' animal porn

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 16, 2009

Rusty Treacle

The end product of a good anal sesh.Solid cable made more fluid with the introduction of a males potential babies

Russell: Fuck Yeah!!!

Mo:Godddd Damn It Russ, your spaf is makin turnin ma shit into Rusty Treacle!!

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 20, 2009

Cum Tache

A home made facial, spaff tache - straight from the vainy love tree

(Adam) Im gonna shoot my load!!
(Kirsty)Wait put it on my lips and give me a cum tache!!

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 6, 2009