I got the wet mouth but was upstairs. As I rushed to the toilet I had to bund some of the first wave so as to not soil the carpet. The volume of ones hands is directly proportional to the bunding required for a single spew.
by Sir Geish of Blumkin June 06, 2017
Dentist: Who do I have for my next consultation?
Non gender specific assistant: That Karen cunt who won't wear a mask.
Dentist: Charge it as a cunsultation then, add $50 to her bill.
Non gender specific assistant: That Karen cunt who won't wear a mask.
Dentist: Charge it as a cunsultation then, add $50 to her bill.
by Sir Geish of Blumkin July 22, 2020