Sir Aethelred Pisp's definitions

Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021

Jippa

Seminal fluid. Usually outside of it's place of containment.

"Did you see Sara? She had so much jippa on her, her face looked like a plasterer's radio!"

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021

Piltdown Man

Someone in a group of thick people who stands out by being so thick, that even the other thickos notice it.

"That Ryan is such a Piltdown Man, he can't follow the plot of a TV advert."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021

Heavily refreshed

To be extremely drunk.

Footballer George Best could often be found in night clubs and bars heavily refreshed.

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021