Definitions by SilverCurbsideProphet

Calico 

A bizz-nitch.

"That calico is such a bizz-nitch"

Calico by SilverCurbsideProphet April 13, 2023

Vegetarian 

A narcissistic contratrian who hates animals and only doesn't eat meat to feel special and superior to everyone else.

"HEY! HEY, PERSON I DON'T KNOW! Look at me! I'm a vegetarian! I'm important! I'm part of a movement... Or something... Either way, still cooler than you!"

Vegetarian by SilverCurbsideProphet February 16, 2023

Caffeinis 

Merging the words "caffeine" and "penis" - A disorder of male genitalia causing dicks to become aggressive and irritable, with tense muscles, difficulty sleeping, "vomiting", convulsions, and excessive alertness. Similar to symptoms of caffeine over usage in people.

I've banged my way through 3 different bars today, but my dick just won't go to sleep. I have a serious case of caffeinis going on here.

Caffeinis by SilverCurbsideProphet January 25, 2023

German Handjob 

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

German Handjob by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022