Silky Smooth's definitions

choo-choo

a homosexual three way involving either three gay men or three lesbians; as opposed to sandwich action wich involved either 2 men and 1 woman or 2 women and 1 men

Gina, Maria, and Sofia let me watch them do a choo-choo!

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

Butter Face

Everthing on her is sexy as hell BUTTER read: but her FACE!

I fucked uper doggystyle so I didn't have to look at that butter face!

by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003

shillelagh

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish

Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!

by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004

silverware

"Silverware" originally meant "eating utensils made from silver." (An "eating utensil" being a fork, spoon or knife). Now, all eating utensils are called "silverware" regardless of what materials they are made of!

REAL silver eating utensils are expensive. Usually you receive a set of real silverware as a wedding gift & you use the set for special occasions.

I still don't get why stainless steel (or worse, plastic) forks, spoons & knives are called "silverware" WHEN THEY ARE NOT MADE OF SILVER!

by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004

turkish bath

A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.

Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

sexual harassment

In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.

In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."

by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

sports guy

A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!

Sports guy is a fucking loser!

by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003