ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!
by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003
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metrosexual

A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!
A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!
by Silky Smooth May 04, 2004
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butt buffet

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want
There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!
by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003
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sugar baby

a woman who provides companionship and/or sexual relations for a wealthy, older man in exchange for expensive gifts and/or money; a "gold digger"
If you're a rich man and your woman pays attention to you only when she wants your credit card, you're bein' played by a sugar baby!
by Silky Smooth December 22, 2003
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halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.
Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!
by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003
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Hookah

The hookah was inventend in India as a means of smoking TOBACCO. Turkish hookahs seem to be the most popular. Westerners adopted it as a means of smoking MARIJUANA.
Light up the hookah!
by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003
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sexual harassment

In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.
In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
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