Silky Smooth's definitions

redneck trifecta

redneck's 3 favorite things

incest, bestiality, & moonshine

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

donkey show

an obscene performance in which a woman copulates with a literal jackass

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

Vin diesel

a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!

by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003

halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.

Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!

by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003

Motley Crue

The greatest 80's hair band EVER with hits like "Girls Girls Girls," "Dr. Feelgood," and "Home Sweet Home!" Motley MUTHAFUCKIN Crue fuckin rules, dude!

Those guys in Motley Crue are some bad mutha SHUT YO MOUTH!

by Silky Smooth October 27, 2003

cat fight

When two women fight HARDCORE style, usually resulting in someone being bloddied and incapacitated

Cat Fights are cool!

by Silky Smooth October 23, 2003

sports guy

A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!

Sports guy is a fucking loser!

by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003