Silky Smooth's definitions

Behind the Music

Really cool show on VH1 thast depicts the rise and fall and rise again of bands/musicians/singers

If you want to be on "Behind the Music," you must:

1) start a band and play seedy nightclubs in New York or Los Angeles or Chicago or Atlanta;
2) get discovered, get a record deal, go triple-platinum, have 3 number one videos on "TRL," and make mad cash money;
3) develop a drug addiction or gambling habit or drinking problem and loose everything;
4) hit rock bottom; and
5) enter re-hab or find Jesus.

by Silky Smooth November 26, 2003

shillelagh

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish

Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!

by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004

skeevy

personally abherrant in a disgusting, gross or skanky manner

Bernadette is a skeevy trailer park skank!

by Silky Smooth January 13, 2004

greasy pierre

a "butt release"

rubbing your dick in her ass crack until you cum

Yo mama gave me a greay pierre last night!

by Silky Smooth April 13, 2004

sexual harassment

In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.

In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."

by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

Kentucky herb

marijuana grown in the grat state of Kentucky

support the U.S. economy and smoke the Kentucky herb -- it's the patriotic thing to do

by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004

silverware

"Silverware" originally meant "eating utensils made from silver." (An "eating utensil" being a fork, spoon or knife). Now, all eating utensils are called "silverware" regardless of what materials they are made of!

REAL silver eating utensils are expensive. Usually you receive a set of real silverware as a wedding gift & you use the set for special occasions.

I still don't get why stainless steel (or worse, plastic) forks, spoons & knives are called "silverware" WHEN THEY ARE NOT MADE OF SILVER!

by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004