Silky Smooth's definitions

Motley Crue

The greatest 80's hair band EVER with hits like "Girls Girls Girls," "Dr. Feelgood," and "Home Sweet Home!" Motley MUTHAFUCKIN Crue fuckin rules, dude!

Those guys in Motley Crue are some bad mutha SHUT YO MOUTH!

by Silky Smooth October 27, 2003

owilf

Older Woman I's Like to Fuck

Julianne Moore is a total OWILF!

by Silky Smooth March 22, 2004

San Juan

City and capitol of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico; it is the oldest municipality in the United States of America

FOUNDED: 1521

POPULATION: 437,745 (as of the year 2000)

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

skeevy

personally abherrant in a disgusting, gross or skanky manner

Bernadette is a skeevy trailer park skank!

by Silky Smooth January 13, 2004

greasy pierre

a "butt release"

rubbing your dick in her ass crack until you cum

Yo mama gave me a greay pierre last night!

by Silky Smooth April 13, 2004

shillelagh

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish

Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!

by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004

turkish bath

A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.

Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003