Silky Smooth's definitions

first rule of warfare

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004

Behind the Music

Really cool show on VH1 thast depicts the rise and fall and rise again of bands/musicians/singers

If you want to be on "Behind the Music," you must:

1) start a band and play seedy nightclubs in New York or Los Angeles or Chicago or Atlanta;
2) get discovered, get a record deal, go triple-platinum, have 3 number one videos on "TRL," and make mad cash money;
3) develop a drug addiction or gambling habit or drinking problem and loose everything;
4) hit rock bottom; and
5) enter re-hab or find Jesus.

by Silky Smooth November 26, 2003

goon

1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money

1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

shillelagh

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish

Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!

by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004

skeevy

personally abherrant in a disgusting, gross or skanky manner

Bernadette is a skeevy trailer park skank!

by Silky Smooth January 13, 2004

greasy pierre

a "butt release"

rubbing your dick in her ass crack until you cum

Yo mama gave me a greay pierre last night!

by Silky Smooth April 13, 2004

sexual harassment

In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.

In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."

by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003