Silky Smooth's definitions

Motley Crue

The greatest 80's hair band EVER with hits like "Girls Girls Girls," "Dr. Feelgood," and "Home Sweet Home!" Motley MUTHAFUCKIN Crue fuckin rules, dude!

Those guys in Motley Crue are some bad mutha SHUT YO MOUTH!

by Silky Smooth October 27, 2003

Bull Dyke

a butch, manly, hairy-legged lesbian who drinks whisky straight and can beat up heterosexual men

Bull dykes prefer lipstick lesbians!

by Silky Smooth December 12, 2003

american mutt

someone whose ethnicity and/or race is so mixed one cannot determine his/her ethnic or racial background is through visual observation

My father is half-black and half-Italian and my mother is half-Chinese and half-Cherokee.

by Silky Smooth February 10, 2004

first rule of warfare

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004

moonshine

Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.

The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."

by Silky Smooth January 27, 2004

San Juan

City and capitol of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico; it is the oldest municipality in the United States of America

FOUNDED: 1521

POPULATION: 437,745 (as of the year 2000)

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

sexual harassment

In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.

In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."

by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003