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donkey show

an obscene performance in which a woman copulates with a literal jackass
by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003
mugGet the donkey showmug.

sports guy

A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!
by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003
mugGet the sports guymug.

sexual harassment

In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.
In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
mugGet the sexual harassmentmug.

turkish bath

A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.
Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.
by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003
mugGet the turkish bathmug.

greasy pierre

a "butt release"

rubbing your dick in her ass crack until you cum
Yo mama gave me a greay pierre last night!
by Silky Smooth April 13, 2004
mugGet the greasy pierremug.

skeevy

personally abherrant in a disgusting, gross or skanky manner
by Silky Smooth January 13, 2004
mugGet the skeevymug.

shillelagh

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish
Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!
by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004
mugGet the shillelaghmug.

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