Real definition: The state of being aware about systematic racism
According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
Literal Neo-Nazi: "OH MY GOD TRANS PEOPLE ARE ONLY BEING BANNED FROM SPORTS AND NOT DRAWN AND QUARTERED AS WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"
Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
by Silicosis9324 October 16, 2023
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A system where powerful lobbyists hold the power, even if most people are against what the lobbyists lobby for.
A system where powerful lobbyists hold the power, even if most people are against what the lobbyists lobby for.
"We need to get rid of this undemocratic lobbyocracy from the United States, but sadly, they won't go away without some radical changes"
by Silicosis9324 January 03, 2024
Get the lobbyocracy mug.1. Basically just monochrome; lacking any color (less commonly used on the internet)
2. Involving 2 extreme polar opposites or related to such (more commonly used on the internet)
2. Involving 2 extreme polar opposites or related to such (more commonly used on the internet)
Def 1: I found a black and white tv in my grandma's basement
Def 2: Man American politics are so black and white
Def 2: Man American politics are so black and white
by Silicosis9324 March 31, 2022
Get the Black and white mug.1) Manfred von Richthofen, the German pilot who got 80 confirmed kills during WWI.
2) The name of some frozen pizza brand thingy. Probably named after the German pilot with 80 kills.
3) Sigh... According to the perverts here at urbandictionary... it's something to do with a girl's period and sex. I'm not kidding. 99% of the definitions for "Red Baron" are sexual and kinky, even though the term wasn't inherently sexual in the first place.
2) The name of some frozen pizza brand thingy. Probably named after the German pilot with 80 kills.
3) Sigh... According to the perverts here at urbandictionary... it's something to do with a girl's period and sex. I'm not kidding. 99% of the definitions for "Red Baron" are sexual and kinky, even though the term wasn't inherently sexual in the first place.
1) "The Red Baron sure did have a lot of kills back then"
2) "They deadass named their pizza after a german pilot with 80 kills. I honestly don't know why."
3) "Imagine being a skilled German pilot during WWI who was feared by the French pilots, and then 90+ years later your nickname is apparently having sex with a girl during her orgasm or some shit like that. I would be rolling in my GRAVE if I was that pilot and found out about this."
2) "They deadass named their pizza after a german pilot with 80 kills. I honestly don't know why."
3) "Imagine being a skilled German pilot during WWI who was feared by the French pilots, and then 90+ years later your nickname is apparently having sex with a girl during her orgasm or some shit like that. I would be rolling in my GRAVE if I was that pilot and found out about this."
by Silicosis9324 May 18, 2022
Get the Red Baron mug.Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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by Silicosis9324 March 06, 2023
Get the ADQHD mug.A term that's often mixed up with contrarianism, unfortunately. This can lead to people supporting evil beliefs and values just to look like a "critical thinker" when they are in fact no closer to a critical thinker than someone who blindly follows popular belief.
"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to the boring beliefs of the NPCs surrounding me, I think that rape, torture, murder, and genocide are morally right and the age of consent should be abolished
Normal Person: No you stupid son of a bitch blindly going against popular belief isn't critical thinking. You're just as NPC-ish as the people you call NPCs. Contrarianism ≠ Critical Thinking
Normal Person: No you stupid son of a bitch blindly going against popular belief isn't critical thinking. You're just as NPC-ish as the people you call NPCs. Contrarianism ≠ Critical Thinking
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
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