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Obby

Roblox (most common I think) - An obstacle course. Examples: Mega Fun Obbies, Tower of Hell, JToH, etc

Minecraft - Short for obsidian. Commonly used in Minecraft Faction Servers like Bedwars.
Roblox

(In Tower of Hell)

Person A (at the top): Come on guys this obby isn't THAT hard. You can do it. Just imagine doing a bunch of Mega Fun Obby stages without dying or falling. THAT's what this game is.

Newbie (no offense to anyone): Bruh I can't do this I need checkpoints to do this

Person A: Welp, not my fault that you don't have the stamina. Not every obby will carry you through with checkpoints.

Minecraft

Bedwars Obsidian Users: I'm not good enough to face off against the PvP pros on that other team we're going to get some emeralds to buy some Obsidian it's our only hope

(later)

PvP Pros: *breaks through the wool of the enemies' bed protection* Oh god damn it more obby users we're gonna lose

*PvP Pros gets their bed destroys and loses to the obby users*

Obby users: THANK OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OBSIDIAN THAT WE WON LET'S GOOO
by Silicosis9324 July 17, 2023
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Critical Thinker

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
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Wilma

Just a name mostly use as a girl's name. Dammit, these name definitions are everywhere, and they always seem to praise whoever has this name.

Also there's a joke about Wilma that uses it as a replacement for "will mah" or "will my"
"I just met this really nice girl called 'Wilma'"

"Who is that?"

"Wilma 8==D fit in your mou-"

"I've heard this a thousand times already ok
by Silicosis9324 May 7, 2023
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Gender Wars

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.
Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"
by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
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woke

Real definition: The state of being aware about systematic racism

According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
Literal Neo-Nazi: "OH MY GOD TRANS PEOPLE ARE ONLY BEING BANNED FROM SPORTS AND NOT DRAWN AND QUARTERED AS WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"

Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
by Silicosis9324 October 16, 2023
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fan service

The broader definition someone who has never heard this word might think of: Some stuff the producers of a show do to please the fanbase. This varies depending on the fanbase.

The darker and unholy definition (mostly in anime): Episodes in anime that diverge from the usual anime episodes in the sense that they're more... sexual... than normal.
Fan service can mean a lot of different things, but if you hear the term in anime fanbases, assume they mean the less holy stuff in an anime. I genuinely hate the anime fanbase if something like THIS counts as fan service.
by Silicosis9324 December 29, 2022
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-1 out of 10

Something so bad, a 0 out of 10 is being generous to it.
"I rate Cats a -1 out of 10"
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
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