<$)

<$) is an emoticon to show that the subject is in a partying mood. The $ symbol comes from funky glasses that people typically wear on New Year's Eve.

Girlfriend's IM: Hey wanna go to the party tonight?
Boyfriend's reply: <$)

by Sid Barrett February 02, 2008

Jambo

Jambo is Boy Scout slang for the National Boy Scout Jamboree that have been held at Fort A.P. Hill in Caroline County VA for decades. It's more or less a giant Charlie Foxtrot where diseases get passed easily because of poor sanitation (not STDs, stomach bugs and things like that). I know this because I went to one.

-NewScout: I can't wait to go to Jambo!! It's gonna be so much fun!!
-EagleScout: Good luck getting over the stomach bug you'll get on the second day there.

by Sid Barrett October 23, 2007

IDKMYBFFJILL

The expression used to blame someone else for something. Taken from an old Cingular commercial.

Mom: Stephy!
Girl: WU?
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up, all of this texting!
Girl: OMGINBD
Mom: It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day?
Girl: IDKMYBFFJILL
Mom: Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Girl: TISNF!
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's S, dang F!

by Sid Barrett February 17, 2008

alarm shock

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.

Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*

by Sid Barrett September 04, 2007

Beer-Liquor Rule

The Beer-Liquor Rule is a guideline for alcohol consumption that goes like this:

"Liquor before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

The placement of the 2 relationships doesn't matter whether one's before the other, as several drunks have argued it as long as they rhyme you've got the idea of the Rule.

Sonia forgot the Beer-Liquor Rule on a Friday night and missed her hair appointment the next morning.

by Sid Barrett January 11, 2009

War & Peace 2

(Noun) A postal mailing that is ridiculously large in size.

Parent: Did you get any information from that college yet?

Kid: Yeah, they only sent me War & Peace 2.

by Sid Barrett October 14, 2008

SOTWer

A complete beginner at guitar. "Smoke on the Water" (SOTW) by Deep Purple is one of the easiest guitar songs to learn and is typically a guitar player's first song. A SOTWer is therefore a person who claims that they can play guitar yet "Smoke on the Water" is the only song that they know how to play.

-"Wow, that kid is such a SOTWer, he's been playing the same thing over and over."
-"Yeah, why'd he try out for the guitar spot then?"
-"Beats me, he's gonna need a few lessons to really learn something good."

by Sid Barrett July 22, 2007