Sickomonster's definitions

Cratefallen

When you get a big boo boo from falling off a staircase of crates

(Person with the brain to not climb a bunch of milk crates for clout): Did it hurt when you fell?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?

by Sickomonster August 25, 2021

Laika

An extremely photogenic stray mongrel from the streets of Moscow and the first animal to orbit the earth. A badass pup. Accomplished more in life than you.

Laika was the first cosmonaut. Outer space is haunted by her barks. We must remember her as a hero.

by Sickomonster December 30, 2020

couchbuster

A play on the word “blockbuster,” appropriated for grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services enjoyed from the comfort of your couch instead of a theater.

I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.

by Sickomonster January 3, 2023

Kaeyli

The Kaeyli (Fka yhivi), also called that one hot Woman that has a magnificent burp, is a member of the family Hominidae and can be found making artisanal teas at home and exploring novel ways to make humpback whales hotter. She is a global advocate for Voice-to-Text correspondences even though she can also compose Pultizer-prize winning text message chains about on a whim. She is sexy, intelligent, and possesses a quick wit.

damn look at that WOMANA Kaeyli. awooga humana humana

by Sickomonster November 5, 2023

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

vibe shift

Coined by trend forecaster Sean Monahan, a vibe shift describes the emergence of a “new era of cool.”

For example, fashion is a realm that experiences frequent vibe shifts, especially with the arrival of new decades. Gone are the days when frosted tips and low-rise jeans and Abercrombie & Fitch were in.

We’re in the midst of a vibe shift right now with the widespread lifting of Covid-19 protocols and restrictions. We’re going out again and adapting in new ways to our environment; some will survive the shifting tides, and some won’t.

Yeah I’m in my vibe shift right now. You won’t catch me in the club now that things are opening back up again. I’m all about going to the Home Depot, renovating my home and hearth, yknow? Once I tried topless gardening things changed a lot for me. :)

by Sickomonster April 24, 2022

up in here

Refers to a place. Usually there are things happening, good or bad, in this place.

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a fooooool
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool
Up in here, up in here

by Sickomonster April 12, 2021