Definitions by Sick Em D
CAN'T JAMIMA
I spread syrup on my girls ass so I could eat it, and then have anal...but it tickled so much she taped out with a CAN'T JAMIMA....also known as the STICKY TICKLE....
CAN'T JAMIMA by Sick Em D November 3, 2022
DICK-TATER
We were eating tater tots in the bed, we decided to have sex. , When I climaxed I shot my load onto the last tot, creating my first DICK-TATER ....and yes as soon as I made it was gone........Also known as an ( IDAHO NUT CHUNK )
DICK-TATER by Sick Em D November 3, 2022
SLOW DUCK
When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.
Need-Bead
No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.
Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.
TNTAria
When you've been having explosive diarrhea...but your too deep in your game of minecraft and it happens you POOP YO PANTS....?!?!?!
MAN I was about to win the game but TNTARIA SET IN....You guys Know how it goes....I won ....but I POOPED MY PANTIES.....also known as... SLIP TRIPPIN
Slip Chip
Its that little piece of poo you find on the bed after anal sex....But you don't remember seeing it hapen
I went to use the bathroom at work this morning, and there was a small chunk of poo on the FRONT of my underwear.....Must have been a SLIP CHIP.!.!.!.....Also know as the FRANK REYNOLDS....OR THE DEVITO SPEEDO...
SOUR SOMBRERO
When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!
Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....
SOUR SOMBRERO by Sick Em D August 24, 2022