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paskudnyak

Yiddish insult. THE most potent and offensive insult known to man. it has so much connotation that cannot be truly defined that the closest you can come to its meaning is "horrible person". no other definition has the meaning, and there is no way to convey how powerful that word is. Use with caution.
Hitler was a prime example of a paskudnyak. You'd be hard pressed to come up with others.
by Shwaggy September 6, 2004
mugGet the paskudnyakmug.

The Muffin Gods

powerful beings who rule over this world. Their wrath may only be assuaged by the eating of many muffins. They have many emmisaries in this world, but their most powerful follower is the legendary Muffin Man.
by Shwaggy November 13, 2003
mugGet the The Muffin Godsmug.

democrats

One of the two major political parties in the United States, the Democrats evolved from the more primitive Democratic-Republican party in the 1800's. party platform tends to be more liberal than Republican policy. usually pro-environment, pro-choice, and pro-rights. Also generally caters to the middle- and lower classes, instead of the wealthy.
guys, if you're gonna put up a definition, define. If you wanna bitch about how "evil" people who don't agree with you must be, rant about it in your next KKK meeting, okay?
by Shwaggy January 29, 2004
mugGet the democratsmug.

meth

A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.
You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.
by Shwaggy August 29, 2016
mugGet the methmug.

Nostradamus

A guy whose prophecies pertaining to the end of the world have been interpreted, proven wrong, and reinterpreted so many times that its surprising they haven't given up on him yet
The world will end in 1750...no wait, 1819....or maybe 2000....2023?
by Shwaggy November 18, 2003
mugGet the Nostradamusmug.

swag

Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
"How did you figure out the meaning of life, Joe?"
"oh, I just made a swag and got lucky."
by Shwaggy December 3, 2003
mugGet the swagmug.

jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.
be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.
by Shwaggy February 13, 2004
mugGet the jewish mothermug.

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