Definitions by Shrek the god

Uniqlo 

The only place in the world to sell socks that cost more than those large LEGO sets from Toys R Us.
A place where a full set of clothes cost over $1000.
If you’re wondering, with $1000 you can buy:
10 big LEGO sets from Toys R Us
20 microwaves from Myer
500 pairs of socks from Kmart
A PlayStation 4 and an Xbox One with $300 to spare
An IPhone X

Stop wasting your money on $200 socks at Uniqlo and get $2 socks at Kmart you fucking moron!

Uniqlo by Shrek the god October 3, 2018

Brain 

Something very few people have.

This idiot has no brain.

Brain by Shrek the god April 23, 2018