When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.
by Shrek is love, Shrek is life April 01, 2020
Hey babe, let's take off those layers and have some hot sweaty Shrex with our pants half way down on your couch because your parents are in the next room.
by Shrek is love, Shrek is life January 26, 2014