Definitions by Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Coronavirus Blue balls 

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.

Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.

Coronavirus Blue balls by Shrek is love, Shrek is life March 31, 2020

Shrex 

Having ogrewhelmingly hot sex while watching Shrek or Shrek 2.

Hey babe, let's take off those layers and have some hot sweaty Shrex with our pants half way down on your couch because your parents are in the next room.

Shrex by Shrek is love, Shrek is life January 26, 2014