Definitions by Shrek is dreck

cockward

Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.

Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.

cockward by Shrek is Dreck June 10, 2015

talking smash 

When you talk smack and trash about someone/something at the same time. An uber insult.

"Don't be talking smash about me behind my back."

talking smash by Shrek is Dreck November 13, 2014

shreksorsism 

To exorcise the ogre lord out of ones self

To get an onion priest to carry out a shreksorsism

shreksorsism by Shrek is dreck November 3, 2014