Definitions by Shorty Jagermanjensen

The Moby Dick 

You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.

I gave my girl The Moby Dick yesterday and she shot my man goo all over my ceiling.

The Moby Dick by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020

The Little Orphan Annie 

You find a latino prostitute, so you will not have any issues with her calling you Daddy Warbucks. Make sure to have a red curly wig well hidden and a roll of dollar bills. You begin doing her doggystyle and put the wig on her head. You then finish in her mouth while she sings the song "Tomorrow" from the movie. You conclude by making it rain dollar bills on her.

Let's pick up that girl on the corner. Daddy Warbucks needs to give her the Little Orphan Annie.

The Little Orphan Annie by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 16, 2020

Italian Pocket Watch 

You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.

Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch

Italian Pocket Watch by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 15, 2020