Someone who believes himself to always be right, although rarely is, much to the frustration of others.
Belcher: it takes 35 minutes to get from Windsor to Campbelltown.
The Rest of the Civilised World: You are full of shit Belcher!
He who suffers a psychological, and sexual, obsession with the one they call "Jessop".
"Hey, where is your boyfriend"
"Where he always is, on his knees working hard for Jessop!"
"Oh, he's a Belcher? I'm so sorry for you"