Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 26, 2003

twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

by shoeless joe August 12, 2003

tequila

look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof

one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

pussy-whipped

enjoying the feeling of being controlled by your female companion. lives to please her

me ... sigh

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

blunt

Marajuana rolled with cigar paper.

If you say "man that blunt was effective" i know youve never smoked weed you fucking nerd outcast so shut you poser face

by shoeless joe March 26, 2003

car fucker

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.

Chris. Just chris.

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

foot fuck

to stick a girls foot on your cock and rub it until orgasim

"i want you to cum on my feet"

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003