Definitions by Shoeless Joe

tequila 

look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof

one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more

tequila by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

Gangsta 

1 someone from a gang
2 theyll fuck you up fast
3 slang for weed

1 what up gangsta
2 "gangstas suck. leet." blam blam "fuck"
3 no nerd no this site would know that shit tho

Gangsta by shoeless joe June 9, 2003

Woody 

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

Woody by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

blunt

Marajuana rolled with cigar paper.

If you say "man that blunt was effective" i know youve never smoked weed you fucking nerd outcast so shut you poser face

blunt by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

car fucker 

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.

Chris. Just chris.

car fucker by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

magic mushroom 

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

magic mushroom by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

pussy-whipped 

enjoying the feeling of being controlled by your female companion. lives to please her

me ... sigh

pussy-whipped by shoeless joe March 24, 2003