BrONAR

The ability for a dude or gal to detect a bro or douchebro

Similar in the ways girls use gaydar to detect closet homosexuals.
dude just like how submarines use SONAR to detect other submarines, i have really good BrONAR and can easily tell if a dude is a total bro, and really wants to play gamecube and drink natty ice when he says he only wants to "chill"
by Shoelace September 30, 2008
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foot coaster

Noun - typically an old magazine or newspaper that is placed between one's feet and the surface of a coffee table so that the oils and perspiration from the skin of one's feet do not tarnish the surface of afformentioned coffee table as said person uses said coffee table as a foot rest.
Yo dude! Why are you using the sports page as a foot coaster?! I was still reading that.

Hey bro...hand me your sister's copy of Cosmo to use as a foot coaster.
by Shoelace May 08, 2007
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