piss-cutter

old english term for "not very good at all. also see pisscutting.

what a pisscutter or this rain is proper piss cutting

by shifty February 06, 2004

Fuck Ton

1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit

by Shifty July 01, 2004

Shifty

1.A person, (usually male) that instantly causes alarm when they appear in a room. Usually seen in black, grey, or variety of cammo patterns. Should not be trusted.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.

1. Look at that Shifty character overthere
2. Shifty? Oh, I know who you mean
3. Shut up Shifty

by Shifty July 01, 2004

hairy buffalo

1. type of 'punch' made with fruit and everclear.
2. a phrase describing an anus (male of female) that is very hairy.

1. i need to drink some hairy buffalo.
2. Angela has got one big hairy buffalo.

by shifty February 04, 2004

angry gorilla

when you take a shit and it flies all over the toilet leaving the bowl all messy just like if you would take the toilet off the floor and slam it back down.

Man, someone pulled the angry gorilla on that shit pot!!!

by Shifty February 02, 2004

angry lawnmower

this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.

that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.

by shifty February 06, 2004

motherscunt

the opitimy of cunts. only to be used as a last resort when all over insults have failed to achive the desired affect.

you mother's cunt, your bang in trouble.

by shifty February 06, 2004