Tom Sandoval

An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.
by ShiShu March 11, 2023
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crazy Kristen

Derogatory term used by ex boyfriends to describe their ex girlfriend to their current girlfriend as a form of gaslighting by narcissists.
“Tom didn’t cheat on me, with Miami Girl. Anything you hear from crazy Kristen you have to take with a grain of salt
by ShiShu May 09, 2023
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VPR

“What are you up to, babe?”
“I’m drinking Pinot Grigio at home and binge watching VPR. Tom just cheated on Ariana with a Bambi eyed bitch!”
by ShiShu March 11, 2023
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