The unsung heroine of Vanderpump Rules, who evolved from a scorned caterpillar into a marvelous mariposa.
“Cacaw! Cacaw!” Kristen Doute shouted from her balcony in Mexico. “I am a beautiful butterfly! SOY UNA MARIPOSA!”
by ShiShu March 14, 2023
An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.
“Tom Sandoval can suck a dick” - Kristen Doute
by ShiShu March 11, 2023
Derogatory term used by ex boyfriends to describe their ex girlfriend to their current girlfriend as a form of gaslighting by narcissists.
“Tom didn’t cheat on me, with Miami Girl. Anything you hear from crazy Kristen you have to take with a grain of salt”
by ShiShu May 09, 2023