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by Shepherd Guy December 19, 2021
Get the Shlad mug.A Chad who never wanted to be a Chad in the first place. InChads are typically asexual, hate playing sports because theirs dads made them, and resent their own good looks.
Short for involuntary Chad.
Short for involuntary Chad.
Charlie played football back in high school. He hates talking to girls and shaved his head so girls would stop flirting with him. He’s an InChad.
by Shepherd Guy December 20, 2021
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>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
Get the Male Canon Event mug.A level of Dating Hell deeper than the friendzone. In the Spendzone, a girl will expect you to buy her a bunch of expensive gifts only to reveal that she wasn’t into you at all and just wanted to extract financial support from you. Very frequently, she’ll ditch you for a richer guy. Then lather, rinse, repeat.
I spent $2k on a Gucci purse for my girlfriend only for her to spendzone me and run off with some podiatrist in Queens.
by Shepherd Guy July 11, 2025
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?
Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?
Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.
by Shepherd Guy May 19, 2018
Get the The 5'11'' stigma mug.Another game for FPS games. Similarly to how adventure platformers are called metroidvanias (after Metroid and Castlevania), shooters can be called Wolfendooms (after Wolfenstein and Doom).
by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022
Get the wolfendoom mug.Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
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