InChad

A Chad who never wanted to be a Chad in the first place. InChads are typically asexual, hate playing sports because theirs dads made them, and resent their own good looks.

Short for involuntary Chad.
Charlie played football back in high school. He hates talking to girls and shaved his head so girls would stop flirting with him. He’s an InChad.
by Shepherd Guy December 20, 2021
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ATCF

An acronym, short for "As The Crow Flies", or the shortest distance from point A to point B.
I fucking hate Austin's traffic. My drive to work is an hour long, despite being only 4 miles away ATCF.
by Shepherd Guy March 28, 2021
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The 5'11'' stigma

The fact that 5'11 is seen as short, but someone who is 6 feet tall is seen as tall.
The 5'11'' stigma in action
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?

Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.
by Shepherd Guy May 19, 2018
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Act your wage

It means simply not doing shit you’re not paid to do at work, or refusing to do the job of two people when you’re only paid for one.
Act your wage at work. Don’t exhaust yourself over shit you’re not paid for. Don’t take unpaid overtime. Get comfortable telling your boss no, and unionize, unionize, unionize!
by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022
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Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition

Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.
Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly
by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025
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Cursed Man Summer

The type of summer that those laden with powerful curses from birth have. A cursed man summer typically involves:

-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane

-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate

-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day
Reid: I haven’t enjoyed the summer season in three years. Looks like I’m having another cursed man summer.

JJ: Sucks, man.
by Shepherd Guy May 07, 2022
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Cosmetic Crit

In a video game, a critical hit that occurs when a normal hit would have killed the enemy. Typically annoying in that the crit would have been desired when the enemy was at full health.
An example of a cosmetic crit in Fire Emblem: Three Houses

*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*

Player: Dang, no crits.

*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*

Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.

Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!

Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
by Shepherd Guy July 20, 2022
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