the right turn

When you're fucking a girl doggystyle and then ... ooops ... suddenly strangle her with a garden hose.

Whoa. I mean we were having great sex and then, wham! Outa nowhere came a right turn.

by Shep August 15, 2003

short yellow bus

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

by Shep August 15, 2003

grapesmuggler

when a guy places his whole penis and ballsack in a girls mouth, she becomes a grapesmuggler

what a freakin grapesmuggler. Ive never seen anyone else that can take the whole sausage and meatballs

by shep July 28, 2004