Definitions by Shep

letting the hen outta the coop 

Utilizing the tantalizing powers of hennessey to make the things you say more interesting, make women appear more attractive and make yourself virtually invincible to criticism.

Downside of letting the hen outta the coop is the propensity to remove one's pants and wear them as a hat.

As soon as I let the hen outta the coop I was the coolest guy in the room.

Dude ... whatever ... you passed out.

letting the hen outta the coop by Shep August 15, 2003

blumpie 

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

blumpie by Shep August 15, 2003

insta punk kit

A "joke" site that shoots to hell everything it is to be "punk."

Avril uses the insta punk kit as her source of info on the punk scene.

insta punk kit by Shep July 20, 2003