MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.
HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.
MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.
HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?
MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.
HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.
MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.
HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?
MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.
by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
Since "regardLESS" means "WITHOUT regard" (ie "no matter what"), then "IRregardless" must mean "WITH regard" (ie "if that's okay").
HUSBAND: I'm going bowling with the guys tonight.
WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.
HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.
WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!
HUSBAND: What should I wear?
WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.
HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.
WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!
HUSBAND: What should I wear?
by Shelly Bozdog December 24, 2006
Pronounced like "cinema". Someone who is BOTH a CNA (Certified Nurses Aid) and an MA (Medical Assistant).
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006
There are several brands of Mexican Soda imported to the USA. They have the usual flavors, but Tamarind, Rose', and Apple are a few distinctly Mexican favorites. Try them, they're good!
by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!
by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006