Dead-Inside Syndrome

A rare, sometimes soul-destroying condition caused by one or two of the following:
Professor
School
Thumb Wounds

I have "Dead-Inside Syndrome" because Professor looked at me.

by Shelby Longbottom October 20, 2017

Scritchin

Amazing, cool, awesome. This word can be whatever you want it to be. It's like the word "Smurf": It can be used in any context, anywhere, anyhow.

L. A.: "Dude, that's totally scritchin!"
Mme. M.: "Scritch to the max!"

by Shelby Longbottom March 11, 2018

need

A want disguised as a need

I "need" those cookies over there.

by Shelby Longbottom August 18, 2017