Sheepshagger's definitions

three jugger

a woman who looks good enough to fuck only after one has consumed three jugs of beer, or approximately four-and-a-half litres

Britney is a three jugger, I wouldn't fuck her with your cock

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

wife

something that Australia men obtain when they become too lazy to masturbate, and then regret it for the rest of their lives.

Bruce: I'm getting tired of stropping the knob five times a day, it's time I got a wife to do it for me.

by Sheepshagger July 19, 2006

chip teeth

a condition common to female porn actresses caused by excessive mouth-to-dildo interplay

Britney took up singing for a career after chip teeth forced her out of porn

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006