larrikin's hat

Aussie rhyming slang for fat, as in erection. A larrikin is a lovable hooligan; a hat is something worn on the head.

Trevor: Jeeze, I get a larrikin's hat just thinking about Britney pissing on me.

by Sheepshagger July 29, 2006

fizzing at the bung

for a woman, to be in such a state of sexual excitement, that her twat is leaking

Britney was so hot for me she was fizzing at the bung, man.

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

three jugger

a woman who looks good enough to fuck only after one has consumed three jugs of beer, or approximately four-and-a-half litres

Britney is a three jugger, I wouldn't fuck her with your cock

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006