an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse.
by Sheepshagger July 05, 2006
a woman who looks good enough to fuck only after one has consumed three jugs of beer, or approximately four-and-a-half litres
by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006
something that Australia men obtain when they become too lazy to masturbate, and then regret it for the rest of their lives.
Bruce: I'm getting tired of stropping the knob five times a day, it's time I got a wife to do it for me.
by Sheepshagger July 20, 2006