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Woo-Woo

A fat guy who loves body-slamming people, eating cake, and rolling down steep inclines at 95 mph.
If Alex and Woo-Woo fought, Alex would win, because he's quick and weighs 950 less than Woo-Woo
by Shawn B. May 22, 2003
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pwip

Sound made by a Blue Parakeet when:
A- You try to pet it
B- It's fighting another parakeet
C- They try to peck you
D- (Sometimes) when they're flying/hopping around
by Shawn B. September 12, 2003
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bacon strips

Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.
My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
by Shawn B. March 28, 2003
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Number 7

The coolest character from Dead In the Water for PSX.
Ever since I started using Number 7 on DITW, I always beat RatchetBoo.
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Fujiko

The only woman in Lupin's gang. She seems to be the jack of all trades of Lupin the 3rd; she is always either planning the next heist or out getting supplies. Fujiko also tends to seduce men into doing whatever she wants them to do.
by Shawn B. June 6, 2003
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Effective Ways to Lose Weight

Simply put, these are weight-loss methods that will work for anyone. They are simple, inexpensive, and don't require medicines or bulky, complicated machinery.

1. EAT IN MODERATION- This means don't go out and eat 6 Big Macs, 2 family sized pizzas, 4 extra-large bags of fries when a small bag of fries with a normal-szed burger will do.

2. EXERCISE MORE OFTEN- If you're a kid, participate in your PE class (No, sitting on the bleachers and discussing whether Ja-Rule is gay or not doesn't count!) frequently. If you're an adult, jog around the block or join an exercise class.

3. TRY A GREATER VARIETY OF FOODS- Don't just eat junk food and chips; try someting spicy or savory once in a while. Try to integrate more of the food groups into your daily diet as well.

4. LISTEN TO YOUR BODY- When you feel full, stop eating. It's as simple as that. Just save what you can for next time.

5. DON'T BELIEVE THE (LOW-FAT) HYPE!- Low- fat doesn't neccesarily mean 'low-fat'; it caould be loaded with dyes and added sweeteners.

6. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THOSE FAD DIETS- The only thing that will slim down is your wallet.
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by Shawn B. February 6, 2006
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