Definitions by Shaun The Sheep

mouth to ball

To describe a certain scenario or location as being off-key or slightly crazy.

"It looks pretty mouth to ball in there"
"The whole night was rather mouth to ball"

mouth to ball by Shaun The Sheep March 13, 2008

DFI 

Dog F**ked It - A saying used to describe the state of a possesion such as your mobile phone or a certain part of your body. Anything that could be physically "f**ked by a dog"

Originated from the furniture shop DFI insiting the half price sales are on because they're furniture has been "f**ked by a dog"

Pete: "Hey whats up with you arm?"
Tony: "DFI"

Kim: "Her car looks knackered. Whats that all about?"
Abi: "DFI"

DFI by Shaun The Sheep March 13, 2008