Shaomiaome's definitions

Spanish or Vanish

Japanese or your knees. Dutch or you're in crutches.

Uh-Oh! You missed your Spanish lesson! It's ok though, just remember I still have your family in my basement!
-Duolingo
Yeah, it's Spanish or Vanish!

by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024

Stanley

A very demure and preppy water bottle that is large in size and has a handle. If you have a fake stanley (aka a water bottle that is similar to a stanley) it is considered very undemure.

OMG! She has a FAKE STANLEY!

by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024

No Shat Sherlock

*also no shit sherlock
An insult to a person, (usually on the internet). When you call someone this, you are implying that this person is stating something really obvious and so obvious that you're technically calling them stupid.

Obvious Person on the internet: Omg this person is a fikin woman!!
replier 1: no shat sherlock bro
replier 2: grandpa did you lose your glasses again
replier 3: no shit sherlock *skull emoji*
replier 4: *replies to replied 2* lmaooo looks like he did

hey after you read this you probably feel like the word "replier" doesnt feel like a word anymore.
happy recovering ;

by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024

L

L is a modern internet term and the oppisite of W. L is a shortening of "lose".

L Bella the wolf.

by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024

Bellism

Bellism is a religion invented by the biggest jackass of the internet, Bella the wolf. In bellism, you sacrifice animals just for Bella the wolf. Speaking of Bella the wolf, she is a girl who is cringey and thinks she is God. Bella the wolf hates everything and mocks Jesus and Allah. She also made a joke about killing Jesus and mocking Technoblade.

Bellism is NOT a religion. Bella the wolf should be canceled.

by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024

Insomina

Insomina is a disorder which makes you unable to sleep.

Insomina is also a game on Roblox.

by Shaomiaome August 31, 2024

Bitchy Beaver

A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)

Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?

*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*

~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...

*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best

IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.

by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024