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Definitions by ShaneO

James Madison University 

A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.
James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.
What southern people call every different type/ brand of soda, which makes absolutely no sense.
Waitress: "What kind of coke would you like?"

Me: "Well you didn't give me very many options there did ya."
Coke by ShaneO January 10, 2014

waterfall bong

Originated in the town of Rochester, UK. Requires air pressure in a bottle to draw large amounts of dense weed (gas) to be ripped up. Also known as a gravity bong.
mwaha, dis shit is the shit cos its...........dude.....wer am i?
waterfall bong by Shaneo November 7, 2003

Tramp camp 

To get pissed in a garden with girls n boys ; then passin out in tents (or anywhere dat feels relatively safe for you to sleep on)
.....dat was sum real tramp campin last nite- ooo yeh mo fucker
Tramp camp by Shaneo October 26, 2003
Dizzee Rascal-
'Ive been to the streets from the slamma'
slamma by Shaneo October 17, 2003
Get 'safe' or to be a 'safe character'
'fix up, look sharp, cmon, get dark'
dizzee rascal
get dark by Shaneo October 17, 2003

impregnate 

To get a girl pregnant with your baby.
shit, im gonna impregnate dat bitch
impregnate by Shaneo October 17, 2003