Definitions by Shamika Jones

OWL 

Function: noun; acronym

OWL: offended white liberal - Any white-guilt liberal who is offended on behalf of black people, usually over matters that blacks don't find offensive. Indigenous to politically correct regions of North America.

"Jennifer is such an OWL, she says we can't serve fried chicken on MLK Jr. Day because it will offend blacks."

OWL by Shamika Jones January 14, 2010

attention spam 

A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.

Kali's numerous typos were a result of her suffering from attention spam.

attention spam by Shamika Jones May 20, 2008

Rapsketbrawl 

The official sport of rappers and thugs.

Ron Artest is a professional rapsketbrawl player.

Rapsketbrawl by shamika jones April 15, 2008