Shadiac's definitions

beep boop

An auditory indication that a robot i disguise might be present near you, you may be talking to one or might yourself be one. Check for robots casually, they can be plotting to take over the world, especially infiltrator robots from the future.

- So, Jeff, how you been?
- beep boop does not compute
- Um, what?
- Sorry, I'm good. How are you?

by Shadiac October 9, 2020

austronaut

First time visitors of Australia. Said to experience weird emotions from inverted seasons, huge time difference compared to both Europe and America. Also, first time kangaroo encounters and you're not sure whether it's a deer or a mouse.

- Went to Australia the other day...
- Grats, austronaut!

by Shadiac January 28, 2023

rick peroni

Another way of saying "ripperoni"

- Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking
- Yeah, can I talk to Rick Peroni please?
- Hey everyone, I've ripperoni here!
- You sure do, Moe!

by Shadiac December 7, 2022

Trumpeachment

The act of bringing a defrauding president to justice by hesitating to actually impeach them, even in full right, due to their reaction being too unpredictable for the whole society.

Also, an act of forgiving a pet you love so much after it does something usually unforgivable to your house.

- omg! Whiskers shat in my sink again! That deserves a... A... A trumpeachment! Cmere you.... *Cuddles with the cat*

by Shadiac November 13, 2019

shizza

1) A product of rare indigestion, in which constipation is directly followed by diarrhea during the same bathroom trip.

2) A shitty-looking pizza. Literally.

1) "I shat so hard my sphincter hurt. And then, looking into the bowl, the result was a total shizza"

2) Dude 1: "Delivery or Delissio, amirite?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Half-frozen, half-overcooked. Talk about buying a shizza..."

by Shadiac July 14, 2018