Definitions by Shadiac

urzikstan 

A middle-eastern country located somewhere between Turkey, Syria, Russia, Iran, Israel, Ukraine, Mongolia and Estonia. Has decent diplomatic relations with Latveria and Corto Maltese.

- Dude, wtf, there's no Urzikstan on the map?!
- Dude... Just stop playing Call of Duty and watch a movie or something...

urzikstan by Shadiac November 13, 2019

Trumpeachment 

The act of bringing a defrauding president to justice by hesitating to actually impeach them, even in full right, due to their reaction being too unpredictable for the whole society.

Also, an act of forgiving a pet you love so much after it does something usually unforgivable to your house.

- omg! Whiskers shat in my sink again! That deserves a... A... A trumpeachment! Cmere you.... *Cuddles with the cat*

Trumpeachment by Shadiac November 13, 2019

Robout 

A contest of two individuals trying to "robot" each other out by performing sporadic, machine-like movements. Often occurs due to either having injested too many dissociatives (such as Robitussin) or experiencing a muscle fatigue after visiting the gym for the first time.

"You know your workout has turned into a robout when you can't get out of bed the next day"

"Hey look, Tom and James are having a robout! Okay, who let them buy cough syrup again?"

Robout by Shadiac September 24, 2019

shizza 

1) A product of rare indigestion, in which constipation is directly followed by diarrhea during the same bathroom trip.

2) A shitty-looking pizza. Literally.

1) "I shat so hard my sphincter hurt. And then, looking into the bowl, the result was a total shizza"

2) Dude 1: "Delivery or Delissio, amirite?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Half-frozen, half-overcooked. Talk about buying a shizza..."

shizza by Shadiac July 14, 2018

Pokemob

A gathering of half-drunk half-stoned teenagers playing Pokemon Go in a public spot after hours, more often than not creating disturbances for the public.

Police dispatch: "Attention all units! A pokemob is in progress in 22 Square. Proceed with caution, I repeat, proceed with caution!"

Officer 1: "Fuck! Again?!"

Officer 2: "Let's roll. (thinking) I gotta catch that Squirtle!"

Pokemob by Shadiac July 14, 2018