Definitions by Shacker

Yoner 

Sasquatch-sized (otherwise known as Yeti) erection. One larger than expected. Not to be confused with a boner. It is a Yoner!

I was hiking in Teton Valley and saw a beast with a stiff yoner in his pants

Yoner by Shacker September 11, 2018

pull a macgyver 

To pull out a knife in a situation where a box needs to be cut. (in radioshack)

Tom can't pull a macgyver in the shack, he prefers his faggy keys.

pull a macgyver by shacker March 11, 2007