follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale.
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
by Sexydimma September 22, 2017
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parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.

the son: so now what? we repaint the door?

father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
by Sexydimma May 30, 2015
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lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting
when you open happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
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Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
by Sexydimma June 01, 2023
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imba

gamers lingo for "being really good at something".
boy 1) why are you are so imba at Monopoly?

boy 2) no shit, brother. You need to play Monopoly if you are going to survive in the capitalist world. practice makes perfect
by Sexydimma March 19, 2013
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füge

My current year's Christmas present is füge
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a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
by Sexydimma December 14, 2012
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