Sexydimma 's definitions
by Sexydimma June 22, 2024
Get the KGB trifectamug. a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
by Sexydimma November 30, 2019
Get the microphone diarrheamug. (acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" and pronounced/written carnaldéthisme in French,): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.
just a caveat for my friends the ladies out there: if you have not had your carnaldestism and want a memorable first experience, do not get drunk beforehand; getting drunk before your carnaldestism is retargerous, no matter the age.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2014
Get the carnaldestismmug. a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.
Thus named because, usually, in The United States a person's criminal record remains known to the Unforgiveables either for a very long period of time or for life.
(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U):
Thus named because, usually, in The United States a person's criminal record remains known to the Unforgiveables either for a very long period of time or for life.
(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U):
son: can I grow weed in our backyard. i heard in school it' hip and cool today?
father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgivables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave.
father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgivables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
Get the the Unforgivablesmug. this term is used to describe
1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.
2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.
2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.
boy 2) lol Peter
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.
boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma January 3, 2013
Get the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turkmug. N.B. the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous.
(adj): used to describe something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
(adj): used to describe something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose when I was born.
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose when I was born.
by Sexydimma September 7, 2013
Get the coolidiculousmug. a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize
since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"
by Sexydimma May 14, 2018
Get the nunnerymug.