monkey glasses

(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian

a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work

b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses

when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2013

pancake mix

posmic quality cement

if you're going to use some bloody pancake mix to build a house, you better think again.

by Sexydimma January 19, 2015

praelfie

(pronounced prelfie): a private selfie

if you do not want to end up like Rehtaeh Parsons, do not give your praelfie to your boyfriend, no matter how much you trust him. Even more retargerous would be to put your praelfie as your profile picture on a social media site.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2013

fridge time

When it's time to get a midnight-2 am snack

Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.

by Sexydimma June 20, 2021

sexy fuck-me red

a new shade of red, preferred as a dress color by sexy drop-dead gorgeous female news anchorwomen who not only do their job, but are also surreptitiously flirt with their notorious interviwees.

drop-dead gorgeous anchorwomen may also use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred dress color to manipulate their interviewees

by Sexydimma May 16, 2015

Saint Fauci

What Anthony Fauci might become if he defeats covid.

Is Anthony Fauci really Saint Fauci?

by Sexydimma January 09, 2022

Asinine legislation act

A currently non existant, but very much needed, us piece of federal legislation that would theoretically prevent any US state or state legislature from passing any "asinine" (morally stupid and useless) legislation.

Gavin Newsom banning gas cars in California or Illinois no longer removing even "simple vagrants" on my property? Can someone please pass the asinine legislation act?!

Every state law in the United States, well SCOTUS should decide if some of these laws should fall under the asinine legislation act ( to be abbreviated the ALA)

by Sexydimma November 06, 2022