the Viper's Nest for the Italian Mafia in Montreal Canada is the Costanza social club in the St Leonard neighborhood of the city
by Sexydimma December 20, 2016
VGL
this is an acronym for vaginally good lover and is used as:
a) an offensive term for a man who has an incalculable amount of one-night stands with women and all he cares about is only vaginally pleasing these women, of course at a detriment not only to anal and oral sex for these women (since not all women like only vaginal sex) but also to his own sexual pleasure and gratification
b) used as a neutral term in female-only conversations or bachelorette parties to denote a male lover who is generally overall great in bed.
two women in conversation:
this is an acronym for vaginally good lover and is used as:
a) an offensive term for a man who has an incalculable amount of one-night stands with women and all he cares about is only vaginally pleasing these women, of course at a detriment not only to anal and oral sex for these women (since not all women like only vaginal sex) but also to his own sexual pleasure and gratification
b) used as a neutral term in female-only conversations or bachelorette parties to denote a male lover who is generally overall great in bed.
two women in conversation:
woman a) how was your craigsnight?
woman b) horrible. the bastard i hooked up with for a one-night stand was such a VGL
woman b) horrible. the bastard i hooked up with for a one-night stand was such a VGL
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
A blunder bigger and more catastrophic than anything you've previously seen, a blunder so outrageous that it devolves into an unmitigated ( and unmitigateable) disaster when us foreign policy and us domestic policy is concerned
Well, the current immigration challenge at the us southern border is really a biden's blunder that someone will have to deal with sooner or later.
by Sexydimma March 08, 2021
( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point
Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation to get them into his hostel room before killing them.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2013
man a) my niece, who lives with me since she ran away from home a few years ago due to my alcoholic of a brother, was accepted to Yale to study biochemistry. however, i can't afford the tuition. what can i do?
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you fucktarded?
man b) no. i think my idea is an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so, therefore i don't want to implement your idea.
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you fucktarded?
man b) no. i think my idea is an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so, therefore i don't want to implement your idea.
by Sexydimma December 14, 2012
French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "when and where you will be mature enough (to know)".
son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing on his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of child sex abuse?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012