son: dad, is there anything i can do attract girls? I don't know what to do anymore.
father: yes there is. you learn how to turn on your kavorka, to the best of your abilities and become a ladies man. too bad they don't teach that in schools these days.
father: yes there is. you learn how to turn on your kavorka, to the best of your abilities and become a ladies man. too bad they don't teach that in schools these days.
by Sexydimma May 05, 2012
if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.
by Sexydimma November 05, 2019
Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.
by Sexydimma April 07, 2013
an adventure, escapade, vacation or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual, on going, hook-up, on sleeping terms, or within an actual romantic relationship.
son: what is considered rape nowadays?
father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.
father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.
by Sexydimma May 23, 2012
( from the 2011 commercial celebrating 125 years of Coca-Cola):
a) to drink rum and coke
b) to have the best, or what you perceive to be the best, orgasm of your life
a) to drink rum and coke
b) to have the best, or what you perceive to be the best, orgasm of your life
Girl 1) why can't I open happiness, definition a)
Girl 2) for definition a) it's our alco-laws, but since you can mix rum abd coke abd still have it the color of coke, you can definitely try. As for definition b), lol, my only advice is, in the bedroom, practice makes perfect
Girl 2) for definition a) it's our alco-laws, but since you can mix rum abd coke abd still have it the color of coke, you can definitely try. As for definition b), lol, my only advice is, in the bedroom, practice makes perfect
by Sexydimma May 16, 2016
a) ( used as a phrase or as a noun): what a teen girl from the Southern US might tell you in a chat room if she isnt proud of her minimum wage job or has a second job, i.e an illegal job that is, if you know what I mean.
b) for an adult female in the southern US (minus Texas and Florida) to actually work a second job as a prostitute at a truck stop in order to supplement her income from her minimum wage job.
b) for an adult female in the southern US (minus Texas and Florida) to actually work a second job as a prostitute at a truck stop in order to supplement her income from her minimum wage job.
Whereas pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition a) may act ually be a coded message by a teen girl to tell you that she does indeed have a second job, i, e selling drugs, pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition b), when said by an adult female, may not be as offensive as you might think; an adult woman with a minimum wage job who doesn't feel that she is making enough, should have the right to decide whether or not she will prostitute herself or not, as long as she doesn't do drugs or excessive alcohol on top of her minimum wage job and 'legal prostitution'
by Sexydimma December 29, 2016