Schmutzvering

Combination of the words schmutz and covering.

A gas mask is called a schmutzvering now.

by Sexydimma June 03, 2022

koshelal

Something that is kosher and halal at the sane time

Why don't Muslims consider kosher food halal? Jews consider halal food not only halal, but koshelal.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2014

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma April 26, 2020

Biden's blunder

A blunder bigger and more catastrophic than anything you've previously seen, a blunder so outrageous that it devolves into an unmitigated ( and unmitigateable) disaster when us foreign policy and us domestic policy is concerned

Well, the current immigration challenge at the us southern border is really a biden's blunder that someone will have to deal with sooner or later.

by Sexydimma March 08, 2021

kiss and make up

Try to get along with everyone, no matter how different they may be from us.

Let's put all our social, economic and political differences aside, and kiss and make up.

by Sexydimma June 21, 2017

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "when and where you will be mature enough (to know)".

son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing on his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of child sex abuse?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.

by Sexydimma June 22, 2012