half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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selfiglyphy

(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)

a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies

b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively normal by many other people
As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm ,
by Sexydimma May 25, 2014
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Versallian

(derived from the Palace of Versailles, and always written with a capital `V`)

a) adj: a combination of vain, arrogant and megalomaniacal characteristics in the same person
b) adj: (architecture): grand, imposing and awe-inspiring¸ in size, nature and architectural style
supposing that the Palace of Versailles was originally designed to be Versallian, definition b), one can also assume that king Louis XIV, who ordered the construction of said palace, was Versallian, definition a).
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a milfberry

a milf or cougar whose vagina actually smells like your favorite berry..
dude 1) where can i get a milfberry, cinnamon flavor please?

dude 2) lolz, please reconsider that; a cinnamon milfberry may not exist, since lolz cinnamon is not a berry.

dude 1) okay, then help me find a strawberry one.

dude 2) easy enough go; to the local friend finder, it'll point you in the right direction.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Hobo-like

Adj: of or like or relating to hobos. Noun: a decently intelligent person behaving like a hobo, who doesn't care about what others think of them.
Go pantry fishing no dumpster diving. Don't be hobo-like or a hobo-like altogether if you care about decency.
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hitting the sauce

being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline
boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?

Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB

mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?
by Sexydimma January 02, 2013
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Schmutzvering

Anything ugly that covers all or part of your beautiful face
A gas mask and a diving helmet ( a diving helmet is the ancestor to modern scuba gear) are considered schmutzvering nowadays.
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